Ever hear about ‘The Ethics of Altruism’? It’s this philosophical debate about whether truly selfless acts exist, or if every act of kindness is motivated by some kind of self-interest, even if it’s just feeling good about helping others.

So, I’m at a coffee shop, and I see someone struggling with a stack of papers and coffee spilling everywhere. I think, ‘I should help them. It’s the right thing to do.’ But then I’m like, ‘Or is it just because I want to feel like a hero today?’

I go over and help them clean up, and they’re super grateful. And I’m thinking, ‘Look at me! I’m the knight in shining armor of coffee shops!’ But then, I start to wonder, ‘Am I really being altruistic, or am I just trying to boost my karma points for the week?’

And then I get my coffee, and the barista gives me a free cookie. Now I’m really questioning my motives: ‘Did my selfless act of helping someone just get me a free cookie? Is this how the universe balances out my good deeds with sweet, sugary rewards?’

So I leave the coffee shop, munching on my cookie, and I realize: Maybe the ethics of altruism don’t matter that much if I’m enjoying the rewards. If helping someone makes you feel good and leads to a cookie, then who’s complaining?

Next time you’re doing something nice, remember: Whether it’s truly selfless or just a way to get a free cookie, you’re still making the world a bit better. And hey, if you can get a little extra treat out of it, that’s just a sweet bonus!